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 Sunday, June 1, 2008  Things guys should know abt girls @ 4:51 AM
I was laughing my whole way through this list! WAHA! Not most of them are true, but it's funny to read i guess (:
Things guys should know abt girls
Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.
We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.
Don't say you understand when you don't.
Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like.
Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.
We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big.
A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us.
No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.
Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it.
We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.
We are DRAMA queens.
Fashion police do exist.
We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about.
Hugs and kisses! must be given at all times.
We don't shave our legs everyday so get over it.
Don't make bets about us; we always find out.
Shave; no matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or mustache looks, we hate it.
Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emitt other strange gases from your body, it is not.
Don't compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson's; hers are fake, just remember that. ( u have a better shot at ours than you ever will with hers)
It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
We are beautiful at all times.
We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.
You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can't you piss in the toilet and not on it.
Most importantly: we are always right; so don't forget it.
It never hurts to work out...take your own advice.
Not all girls masturbate...we just don't and no we are not lying.
We hate porn.
Girls need food, water, and compliments to survive.
We think about you all the time.
Being able to make us laugh is so much more important than how much you can bench-press.
Anything we say or do during that 4 days to a week each month cannot be held against us.
Just because we groom ourselves on a regular basis does not mean we're high maintenance.
Never comment on how much a girl eats...ever.
You just can't force us to like sports...especially those associated with the WWF.
Walks in the rain, kisses on the forehead, and cooking dinner for us will get you everywhere.
Anything you do or say to another girl that you wouldn't want us to know about is considered cheating.
Not all girls kiss on the first date, get over it...we're creatures of mystery.
Make fun of our clothes...prepare to die.
We don't always expect you to pay for us, but it doesn't hurt to at least offer everyone once in a while.
Tell us we're beautiful.
The "little things" in a relationship are really the biggest.
Don't screw us over...especially if we have an older brother or protective guy friends...they will hunt you down and kill you.
If you're gonna look at other girls, at least make sure we don't see you do it.
We're sensitive too...be gentle (and we're not talking about our hearts here guys).
One word when it comes to smoking...quit.
We reserve the right to hate all of your ex-girlfriends.
If we happen to trip, fall, etc, while wearing the exceptionally high shoes that we love, go ahead and laugh...we will too...that is unless we hurt ourselves.
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Sunday, June 1, 2008 Things guys should know abt girls @ 4:51 AM
I was laughing my whole way through this list! WAHA! Not most of them are true, but it's funny to read i guess (:
Things guys should know abt girls
Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.
We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.
Don't say you understand when you don't.
Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like.
Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.
We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big.
A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us.
No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.
Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it.
We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.
We are DRAMA queens.
Fashion police do exist.
We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about.
Hugs and kisses! must be given at all times.
We don't shave our legs everyday so get over it.
Don't make bets about us; we always find out.
Shave; no matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or mustache looks, we hate it.
Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emitt other strange gases from your body, it is not.
Don't compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson's; hers are fake, just remember that. ( u have a better shot at ours than you ever will with hers)
It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
We are beautiful at all times.
We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.
You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can't you piss in the toilet and not on it.
Most importantly: we are always right; so don't forget it.
It never hurts to work out...take your own advice.
Not all girls masturbate...we just don't and no we are not lying.
We hate porn.
Girls need food, water, and compliments to survive.
We think about you all the time.
Being able to make us laugh is so much more important than how much you can bench-press.
Anything we say or do during that 4 days to a week each month cannot be held against us.
Just because we groom ourselves on a regular basis does not mean we're high maintenance.
Never comment on how much a girl eats...ever.
You just can't force us to like sports...especially those associated with the WWF.
Walks in the rain, kisses on the forehead, and cooking dinner for us will get you everywhere.
Anything you do or say to another girl that you wouldn't want us to know about is considered cheating.
Not all girls kiss on the first date, get over it...we're creatures of mystery.
Make fun of our clothes...prepare to die.
We don't always expect you to pay for us, but it doesn't hurt to at least offer everyone once in a while.
Tell us we're beautiful.
The "little things" in a relationship are really the biggest.
Don't screw us over...especially if we have an older brother or protective guy friends...they will hunt you down and kill you.
If you're gonna look at other girls, at least make sure we don't see you do it.
We're sensitive too...be gentle (and we're not talking about our hearts here guys).
One word when it comes to smoking...quit.
We reserve the right to hate all of your ex-girlfriends.
If we happen to trip, fall, etc, while wearing the exceptionally high shoes that we love, go ahead and laugh...we will too...that is unless we hurt ourselves.
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